Who’s That Superhero?

Continuing the fundraising from the previous year, I decided to introduce a new avenue to the fundraising efforts by offering up the chance to choose my 2025 costume. Many strong options were put forth, though if I’m honest, I’m glad The Hulk was not this year’s winner. I neither have the body to make it look convincing nor the desire to paint myself green from head to toe.

While The Flash was an obvious choice, it presented its challenges. I was often asked why I was running so slowly. Of course, the answer was simple: they were not watching me run the marathon once but merely interacting with my afterimage as I completed it five million times.